Switzerland has progressive policies regarding squatters....right?

Apparently when people in Geneva refer to the housing crisis they aren't talking about the economy or the global housing market meltdown, they are talking about the fact that there isn't anyplace to live.
This morning I was politely informed that there was no way in hell I'd get a room on campus this spring, let alone a coveted student studio for $450 a month. I was referred to the University classifieds and strongly encouraged to take whatever I can get...as soon as possible, even if it is three "friendly" men looking for a "friendly" new "friend" to split a 2 bedroom apartment with for the small price of my firstborn child.
So the apartment hunt begins. If by chance you know any femmes non fumeuse who want to split une appartement meuble avec WC et Lavabo, please give them my information. pooImroyallyscrewed@gmail.com

Here I am as designer handbag toting hobo...or sans abri as the French politely call them...actually it's MK Olsen, but you get the idea....